Chief Shall Not Drink
Chief Shall Not Drink wooden sign with bottle opener. Available in espresso or maple finish. Choose from a satin or gloss polycrylic protective finish.
The sign reads:
A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink.
However, if a Chief Petty Officer should drink, he shall not get drunk.
If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger.
If he should stagger, he shall not fall down.
If he should fall down, he shall fall on his left side to hide his rating badge so people will think he is an officer.
Approximate measurements: 5.5″ x 24″
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