Chief Shall Not Drink


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Chief Shall Not Drink wooden sign with bottle opener. Available in espresso or maple finish. Choose from a satin or gloss polycrylic protective finish.

The sign reads:

A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink.
However, if a Chief Petty Officer should drink, he shall not get drunk.
If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger.
If he should stagger, he shall not fall down.
If he should fall down, he shall fall on his left side to hide his rating badge so people will think he is an officer.

Approximate measurements: 5.5″ x 24″

Each sign is made to order and hand made. As such, the finished product may vary slightly. If you would like to customize your sign to say Senior Chief or Master Chief or to add a name, please send an email to prior to placing your order. These changes impact the layout of the text and I want to ensure you will be 100% satisfied with the way it will look before you place your order.

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